holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 

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spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

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jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

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sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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